Saving this url until after Halloween~

allcory:

East of Main Cafe in Vancouver, Canada

http://eastofmaincafe.com/

expertcosmotips:

pokemon is for dads and not the hot ones

expertcosmotips:

i hope u all learned a special lesson today about mammals and penises and sonic the hedgemom

Make me food and I’ll make you cum

apprenticenecromage:

i haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m starting to weaken

expertcosmotips:

you dumb fuckers wouldnt know what sex was if it snuck into your bathroom at night and took a shit on your gameboy

hotboyfriend:

Just want Scotch and a cute girl to fuck my brains out 


Megan Massacre on the set of Going to Hell today with a snake named Osiris

Megan Massacre on the set of Going to Hell today with a snake named Osiris

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common